That counts as like 5 humiliating rumors in one shot. A new personal best without the help of Twitter and a gay clown.

And thus little Sammy's eventual decision to murder his friends was set in motion.

Live webcam sex has been good to many females across the world. But not many are as quite as fappable as this blonde stick of dynamite and her love of tokens.

This is a great memory to have of your younger years. Definitely better then the time I remember my parents trading me for a pack of cigarettes.

Demanded brain damage in MY Tennessee trailer park? It's more likely than you think.

If only this method was socially acceptable for stopping women from complaining. Then I'd be more of a relationship guy instead of a "what can I get for $18 bucks and a bag of Skittles?" guy.

Well he was behind the wheel of a Lada. aka Russia's version of the Ford Pinto. Which means he's in a better place now.

And that's why you leave the impressive acts of manliness to Superman, and the advertising of adult diapers to shitheads like this.

Cockiness isn't the best trait to have if you fight like him. It's sorta like a deer walking up to a hunter in the woods and handing him a loaded shotgun.

You can just tell he's the type of guy that needs to be stabbed repeatedly every other day. Nice job brah.

And then flees the scene thinking he's going to get away with it. As if hunting down a douchebag in a $150,000 car is hard to do.

Gonna have to let this case of female reckless driving go. But we're gonna have a long talk about the 3.4 million others this year.

And to no ones surprise, when she gives birth later this year, she's gonna teach her son how to fight just like her. Mom of the year in training.

And if he wasn't so dizzy from banging 13 Victoria's Secret models in his hotel room this morning he would have seen it coming.

Everyone just relax - Captain Daiquiri is here to save the day with less strength than an emancipated female. I know I feel safer.

All this does is confirm my theory that the one onion ring that comes with a cheeseburger deluxe only exist to piss people off.

In Japan, the fighting scene is kinda like the dating scene.. You hype yourself up like a boss, then when the action starts you last 7 seconds, and finally end with a nap.

While shit talking somebody with your hands in your pocket may look like a good idea at first, we highly recommend not doing it. It gets the floor all bloody.

For a girl to be featured here she needs to put up a good fight or take it up the ass. If she doesn't know what a DP is I'm afraid she's not going very far in life.