Those assholes that fall to their death on gritty cellphone-quality video are boring. This is much better.

RIP in advance. It's happening sooner than later.

Alcoholism is no laughing matter. But when shit like this happens, it sure starts to be.

There's one at every party.

Fake! We all know there are no laws in Russia. And that includes the laws of physics.

30 meters to be exact. Which is 29 more than my testicles will allow me to watch without tingling.

I'm guessing constipation is virtually non-existent in Russia.

I want to think he was shocked when he looked to his left and found another mentally unstable Russian climbing a massive tower in a Spider-Man suit. But that sentence just doesn't make any sense.

And to nobodies surprise they were later killed while crossing an intersection back in town.

Because nothing gets your point across quite like deep fried asshole.

Looks like we got a trend on our hands now. Which can only mean one thing: a video of one of these guys going cordless bungee jumping is bound to hit the Internet. Just wait...

Acquire an underwear full of shit by eating Pizza Hut Deep Dish, or watch this video in full screen? Decisions decisions...

To be fair, climbing to the top of a 2000 foot bridge without a harness is a step up from the normal day in the Ukraine: climbing to the top of a 2000 foot bridge without a harness at gun point.

And until a European sports star actually butt fucks Posh spice on the field, during a game, I will continue posting videos like this.

I'd do this too, but I'm waiting till I'm 65 when shitting my pants in public is socially acceptable again.

Follow Ramon on his epic journey to mount a stallion. Laugh, be merry and then thank fuck all he did was get on top of it in his current state of mind.

Helmet cam catches a bail out at the top of a mountain climb. What ensues after is enough to make you piss in your underwear with a smile on your face. Twice.