Cool. Now try that shit with Freddy.

"One of them stole from him few months back and now they came to threaten shop owner and make him change court testimony. As you can see, he does not agree" Thanks SiR.

Just a guess, but this guy will be filling out an NRA entry form very soon.

In America we call something like this "tragic". In Russia, they call it allowance day.

Most guys equipped with nothing more than a knife and pure adrenaline get what they want. This genius dared to be different.

Source says this attack was completely random and the upstanding citizen in question is still walking around free. But he has to wake up tomorrow in Russia and she doesn't so... punishment enforced.

Considering the team consists of a Chinese man and woman in the same place at the same time, this could have been much harder to watch, and a lot messier.

Don't worry, he only cracked her in the skull with the ass end of the shotgun. She'll live to give you the wrong change and blame you for it another day.

Never cross a guy the same day he finds out what's really on the other side of the glory hole.

I think it's a safe bet Office Depot is the last place on his heist list.

Well?

Try to separate a guy named Sanjeet from overpriced flavored ice and there will be hell to pay.

And now you know why late term abortion should be supported. We're talking 15-16 years late.

Best part of the story: "While they waited for police and paramedics, Mothershead gave Hendi a roll of power towels, sprayed the floor with cleaner and told him to clean up his own blood"

Everybody has a talent. And when inter-gender matches are added to MMA, his is going to fail even more miserably than this.

Nothing ruins Bring Your Own Cup day at 7-11 like 14 consecutive punches to the face.

Me thinks she's gonna have to find a new hobby to occupy her time with. Like shuffleboard, or not sharing needles with a guy referred to as "lil zeek".

You know it's a bad sign when Rhode Island's biggest WWE fan can promptly destroy your plans in under 3 seconds. Stick to robbing Taco Bells. Their customers LOL policy make it a more sensible target.

He didn't manage to get any money. But his new vagina is one of a kind.

I've seen a lot of senseless punishment in my life. And this one ranks right up there with fining hookers.