Cool. Now try that shit with Freddy.

If there was anybody that didn't need it to be harder to fit in, it was Mei-Lien the only girl in China without a pillow for a boyfriend.

Not sexually abusing her or stealing a few bank cards is probably considered mortal sin over there. Karma will catch up to him eventually.

Damn this video spread around the Internet faster than a photoshopped picture of Emma Watson's clitoris. So watch it again.

Pay close attention and you'll see two pancakes that resemble people.

Getting fiber in your diet - the hard way.

I don't know what the fuck this guy did but I'm sure he deserved it. Maybe he helped an old lady that fell on the street. aka mortal sin in Asia.

And here I thought bicycles had reached their maximum potential in China. Color me stupid.

A rarer sighting than my girlfriend's orgasm.

You shouldn't completely become a selfless, absent-minded asshole to strangers in need of help. But if you must... make it look something like this.

Everything was going great for Yang Wu Zhao Xu Feng Shandong... then this happened.

And that's why you don't buy anarchist starter kits in China.

The woman asked her BF for 2,000 yuan to repay a debt but he refused. The woman then poured a bottle of gas on herself and set fire. The BF didn't do except run away after kicking her. She didn't survive.

Source says she was sending a message to her friends. Personally I prefer Hallmark cards with puppies on the cover. Guess they don't have those in China yet.

This isn't even supposed to be possible. But either are 4 Paranormal Activity movies, and look how that bullshit turned out.

It's all about the element of surprise. Something both this guy, and my mom have failed to master when an ice cream truck drives by.