Don't expect the fat girls ham hole to fall out of her dress or anything. She just embarrasses herself in a way a dollar menu never could.

This happened a few of years ago, so I'm sure all of these females are caring mothers by now.

I'm not sure what started this, but I'm inclined to believe it has something to do with the last donut.

Ladies, let's just simmer down now. There's plenty of reusable chewing tobacco and syphilis infected goldfish for everybody to win.

Well, attacking first seemed like a good idea. But now Janella isn't allowed on worldstarhiphop anymore. Aka a death sentence for urban youth.

wat.

Crocodile Dundee called. He said nice try. Then went back to 1992 when the average person knew who the fuck Crocodile Dundee is.

As cool as this is I don't think the bus driver will waive your fee even with free titties on the line. And that just sucks.

The loser here appears to be of African heritage. And you know what they say about those girls trying to keep their dignity during a fight. Yeah, me either.

When the moons and menstrual flows align, pandemonium is bound to ensue.

When your tits become an item of offensive in violent situations, it might be time to pack them away for good. Just sayin.

The people watching may have thought about breaking it up. Then they remembered they were in Alabama, where I'm pretty sure stopping violence is a mortal sin.

If Rosa Parks were alive right now she'd be absolutely disgusted. And old as fuck.

Roughly translated I think this means "Justin Bieber is better than Justin Timberlake".

Next to itchy skin, herpes and having money stolen - this is the #1 reason to avoid contact with a slutty girl at the height of her drunkenness.

Doc56: The smaller one must have got the last sweet roll and the snorezac attacked.

That definitely earned you some street cred bro. So what are you now, a level 7 fluffer? Level 8?

If the amount of hair you rip out of a girl's head weighs more than the amount of skoal you chew during pregnancy, does that raise your street cred in Detroit?