Source says she was sending a message to her friends. Personally I prefer Hallmark cards with puppies on the cover. Guess they don't have those in China yet.

College is the time for experimentation but I don't think it means see how many ways you can get away with getting your clam bashed in a cat woman outfit.

So much tension you could cut it with a knife. Not the pubic lice though, you gotta burn those.

On the bright side, their boyfriends get the night off.

Well at least she was kinda warned before it happened. It was in a voice that smells of her dad's chewing tobacco, but a clear indication nonetheless.

Don't worry. In 10 years when the attackers are featured on this site in a all-Nigerian gangbang, and the victim is working for NASA it will all make sense.

Her opponent isn't too keen on verbal resolutions. So when the time comes to bring the hammer down, this fiesty Maury Povich guest does it in the form of WWE.

Rule #17 of fighting in the hood: If you're going to earn yourself some street cred, do it on a girl that knows what punching is. This is just awful.

In my town we call something like this tragic. In Chicago, they call it Tuesday brunch.

And in the process it seems her friend got a fistful of moist kitty a few times as well. Opportunistic lesbian knows a good chance when she sees it.

Nice take down. Steven Seagal would be proud. And probably the next one to assault her.

Getting hammered in the face by the Dominican Precious? Understandable. But when you start teabagging it becomes a fucking problem. If she wanted a fiesta bowl with extra guacamole, she'd go to Taco Bell.

Personally I've never been mounted by a land beluga before. But I imagine it's not very pleasant, so I'm all for the other girl interjecting here.

She used the ole' look over there while I punch you in the face trick I used on my mom when she screwed up my pancakes. I said more cinnamon, bitch.

Dammit, Lincoln.

pwned.

The reason? Her omelet took too long to make. An all too common mistake when dealing with water buffalo at this time of night.

With that much inner thigh moisture being flung around, someone is bound to get gonorrhea.