There's a word for people who think it's funny to give drugs to things under 5 feet tall. In my house it's dad

She should have just slashed herself in the face and called it quits. That would have at least minimized the possible spreading of herpes for another night.

If only the loser took the time to save up for fake hair from a real animal. Then maybe she wouldn't have a $50.00 piece of toilet paper right now.

Bitch settles disputes like an obsessive girlfriend being broken up with on Valentine's day. Both usually end in just as much blood, suffering and lack of vagina licking.

I'm starting to think a half dozen people kicking you in the eye socket is just a slang way of saying wassup for minorities. Those crazy kids and their Jeezys and Biebers.

Personally I've never been punched in the face this many times before. But if my mom's therapy bills are any indication, it tends to suck. A lot.

They normally only exert this kind of energy when Justin Bieber tickets are on the line. She should feel honored, in a mentally handicapped kinda way.

Never really pegged Spanish chicks to be quiet long enough to initiate a sneak attack. The "never under 57 decibels" myth has finally been busted.

Yokozuna exerts more effort with 3 right hooks than she has in the last 5 years of PE class. Unfortunately they did about as much damage as her to a bowl of salad.

It takes a lot of senseless violence and complete lack of care for another human being to make China look like a better vacation spot than your city. We're still waiting for that to happen.

I'm really disappointed the cameraman couldn't stand the fuck still for 11 seconds. Girls getting knocked out are like the dodo birds of fighting videos.

Today's lessons: Boobs are not all the same, 4 inch heels do not hinder the ability to cosplay as Chuck Norris and anyone with the word "Jeezy" in their name can't be trusted.

Fists are plentiful and zero calories. I think I know a certain girl who's trying to slim down to 160 before Thanksgiving.

Not bad for a chick that thinks BBQ chips are part of the food pyramid. But what the fuck is wrong with the person holding the camera? Looked like a better version of Cloverfield for a second.

This trio has the fighting ability of a tree stump and they're acting like they just took down Floyd Mayweather or some shit.

I was going to feel bad for the loser, but she probably did something really bad like speak when not spoken to or laugh at a retard. So... fuck it.

When you've seen one female dispute in a non-English speaking city, you've seen them all. I'm afraid if she doesn't get run over by a scooter in the next 24 hours her time as an Internet star is over.

The loser doesn't seem to understand the consequences of living in Detroit. You will accept a fist in whatever open orifice the masses choose, shit ain't multiple choice.

Poor LaQweeda has been having hard time making the parole officer believe her stories since the addition of footprints to her face.

At least when Russian girls do this it's at something important like a wedding, or birthday party. This is just heartless.

Black Dynamite humiliates preggo in such dominant fashion, she won't be able to live it down for the next decade. The next 10 years of community college liberal arts are going to be pure hell.