Not even at McDonald's, land of the migrant beatdowns did this girl stand a chance in hell. You lose Diamontavia.

I know... "ruthless Russian" is about as redundant as "wet water". But seriously, this bitch has problems.

I'm not entirely sure what passes as extra curricular activity at college campuses nowadays, but UCONN might be on to something here.

With so much Harlem flavored vagina being thrown around, you might accidentally become a father simply by watching this. You've been warned.

If there was anybody that didn't need it to be harder to fit in, it was Mei-Lien the only girl in China without a pillow for a boyfriend.

Some say she still has that stain to this day. Because her family's laundromat shut down.

Enjoy this trailer for "You Got Served 4: Cracker Jacked".

Living in a trailer park and chewing skoal before puberty really strengthens your jaw. Floyd Mayweather would be proud if he wasn't too busy being a shithead.

If you must do a school-related attack, at least shove a protractor up someone's ass. Rectal bleeding makes me laugh.

Bullies just don't have the class they used to. If this was 2002 she would have taken a shit on her head and posted the pictures on MySpace.

If you ever wondered what happens when you mix flamboyant colors, hot weather and girls on their period into the same video - here's your answer.

Fun fact: Nothing turns me on like enraged black women. I masturbate to The View every time Whoopi gets challenged.

Ladies, ladies - just calm the fuck down. Tere's enough on the EBT card to get everybody a Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger.

Okay, who's putting steroids in the chicken and waffles? Damn son.

The inspiring thing about these two is that they probably have no possessions save a fully charged EBT card, yet they still find a reason to fight. Senseless violence is a lost art.

Knees to the face, dragged like a dog. Somebody is having a birthday today!

So did anyone report the escaped zoo animals, or should I go ahead and make the call? I got free minutes.