In all fairness to the guy, I too was under the impression all Canadian men end up face down eventually.

For only $75 you too can test the true power of your colon against the world's most expensive laxative.

Another urban trouble maker trying to get a laugh in between getting girls pregnant and downing Colt 45. Where does he find the time?

Allowing people that wanted to pay for quarter pounders with used parts off an '89 Buick Lesabre turned out to be a horrible idea.

Ask and you shall receive. A motto that really needs to work more during happy hour, and less on public transportation.

Just because Canada has a unified health care system doesn't mean you should find creative ways to use it. Same goes for Alabama's don't ask, don't tell sibling marriage clause.

If there's anything Canada does well, it's confuse the shit out of the rest of North America.

North American whores are a dime a dozen. But when they come stacked like this one must take notice. And his pants off before attempting to watch it.

The Dick Cheney of peace keeping does something atypical of a douchebag in command: Sprays the face and takes no responsibility for it.

To be fair the guy was Canadian. So.. ya know, circle of life.