Blazing your face off in a place that encourages nudity is a surefire way to wake up the next day confused, wet and pregnant. Good thing phones record video.

Don't worry. He survived and will be back to calling you an anal fisting monkey faggot on Xbox Live in no time.

Action is quick but it was one of those full-powered, no hand releases. You know, the kind of nut bust pornstars don't dare do because it isn't degrading enough.