The same fate should await anyone that choose to shoot vertical videos over horizontal ones. Bring me the shark, I have an idea for a game show.

0:29 seconds is what you're looking for. Double knockouts have happened a bunch of times, but nothing quite like this.

The Internet wants you to believe this happens more often than it really does. But the reality is you'll find the Easter bunny shitting out Pokemon cards before seeing this again.

Dennis Bermudez and Matt Grice each earned $50,000 bonuses for their performances and took home "Fight of the Night" honors. Some say fight of the YEAR.

Ronda Rousey vs. Liz Carmouche.

Whoever bet money on the overgrown toddler is probably really pissed right now.

First one to turn their body into the letter "U" wins. Okay... GO!

If there's a hall of fame for alternative ways of tapping a guy out, this fucker better get in.

This probably would have worked better if he knew what honor was. Or how to fight.

Oatmeal and wheelchair are his new favorite words.

Pankration is what this type of martial arts is called. I know nothing about it other than it makes you do a really good impression of Lindsay Lohan at the methadone clinic.

Jimbo finally gets an opportunity to knock a guy out that isn't wearing a tank top and smells like an anchovy's cunt during a frat party and he blows it in record time.

This weekend's MMA events were pretty shitty. So here's something from one of the featured fighters that isn't so shitty. Enjoy.

The only pussy that's allowed in the cage holds up cards to tell us what round it is and it's gonna stay that way. Good on you Mr. Serious Anger Management Issues.

When you go up against a guy who is totally oblivious to the concept of "attacking", this is what happens.

I'm no expert, but I think this means you suck.

Limit yourself to just 1 wank per day and you too might be able achieve the greatness of these modern day warriors.

Poor bastard. Now all his White Castle chicken rings are going to taste like blood. Which may actually be an upgrade from their current flavoring...

This happened a few years ago. So it's safe to assume he's accepted this defeat and shares a loft with his boyfriend in San Fransisco by now.

Maybe it was a social experiment. Now he knows how women who try to get ahead in India feel.