Not totally sure to be honest. But it looks like a garden hose needs to be added into the equation as quickly as humanly possible.

Gotta love it when the body the chick is advertising actually comes through where it counts. Now get the baby oil and towels, we're going on this slide next.

This is what getting into your own college dorm room is all about. If you slipped through all 4 years without a bang like this, you might want to hang yourself.

It's almost a tease to know this is probably the one and only time any of us will experience her digital vagina. Someone contract the girl and get this ball rolling!

Quite the rack on this southern slut. If it wasn't for the rest of her sporting that "I know what my cousin's penis tastes like" look she'd be one of the favorites here.

Ballsy to put that much weight on top. 1 wrong move & your dick will bend like a straw, and you don't wanna know the damage one of those tits can do to an eye.

Already do? Good. Then maybe this glimpse at a girl on top of you that isn't Malaysian, nor asks for her peg leg back afterward will be refreshing. It is for me.

Who needs the alpha male shit when your chick doesn't need to be asked twice to lick the grundle? Nobody that's who. Plus her tits are pretty damn awesome.

Can't imagine what coming home to this body everyday would be like. Probably absolutely fucking exhausting for starters.

A bit of a shame we didn't get to see the talents the rest of her body possesses. Guess she's saving those for a reality show, or Carrot Top's sex tape perhaps.

Not agreeing with the convulsion she calls dancing. But seeing as any man would receive a prostate exam from Wesley Snipes just to smell her taint, we'll allow it.

It's true. You can dress up like the retired 1-eyed racist librarian with an eating disorder. But if you don't know how to act the shit just ain't gonna be right.

If her lower half is as good as her upper then this guy is definitely having a better weekend than we did. Because she doesn't smell like overweight PAX virginity.

She's a natural alright. The girl that holds 4 consecutive titles of Pussy of The Year at her campus usually is. The football team has trained her quite well.

Never ceases to amaze us what a shitty accent and $100 will get you in the streets of some European countries. Basically, it's Detroit with white people.

Don't worry, when this chick stops being attractive we'll stop showcasing her on the site. In other words, see you in 2067.

You didn't like her wax job yesterday, so naturally video of her getting railed up the bean sprout is going to follow. Because ShooshTime cares about your ballsac.

Captain lockjaw and his pregnant gut are back again to remind you that no matter how hard you try, you'll never have a checklist of pussy slaying like his.

If she came to play she definitely brought the right equipment. Now lets just get some Atkins going on and more energy than a potato and we'll have something.