Sweet fuck, does this guy even know what he has in his bed right now? 90% of us will never bag a girl like her, no matter how much money and sympathy exists.

This isn't one of those sets of tits you take lightly. No sir. One wrong move and you'll be 1 of 10 people per year that dies in areola related accidents every year.

It's not always easy to find a worthy recipient of chest sex... but when you do, it's glorious. Example: this girl. No other type of nut bust is worth this kind of friction.

Believe it or not, finding the right roommate can be hard. Kinda like every penis that exists on mother earth after watching this video for about 12 seconds.

Hop on over the pond and you too can find the house whore of your dreams. No really, they don't just exist on websites in digital form if you know where to look.

Expanding business was the goal today... not her vagina to a width once believed to be unreached without the help of vice grips. RIP sloppy seconds.

Under no circumstance should a chick like her be in anyway shape or form expected to reach an orgasm on her own during finals week. Understood!?

This is really one of those things that requires a heads up prior to conception. Even Dr. Phil will tell you it's a fundemental building block to a stable relationship.

Actually it's only an assumption her favorite spectrum of the rainbow for your scrotal area is blue... and it's a damn good one after seeing the show she does.

New Years is around the corner and her pussy is on the line. There's still some time left to top this performance, but it's gonna need a lot of bacon grease.

Many an eyebrow will be raised when you see the trail of destruction left behind by Fabio jr. over here. Now you know where the term "snapper" came from.

I think she's onto something. But if it's not my penis I've completely lost interest already.

I don't know why such a pristine piece of culo is forced to go solo on a Friday night, but someone should be held accountable for this shit.

Forget the benefits of not having to do any of the physical work yourself for a second & focus on the scenery here. She's got the chest of a Bob Ross painting.

When it comes to her body, "WOW" is all that really comes to mind. And those 3 little letters are pretty damn lucky not to drown in all the drool following them.

You'd think at 35 the sex drive would die down to a dull roar but... nope. Damn cougar has the chest of a hot air balloon and the libido of a popular college girl.

It's gotta piss you off at least a little bit when a female of this magnitude stops the nudity at her waistline in videos like this. Tonight's fap will be a rage fap.

Poster girl for proper usage of sunlight makes this a sex tape to remember. And his butchering of her clitoral area proves it about twelve different times.

Can't tell if prostitute or just a really worn out girlfriend. I guess either way it's still better than sticking your dick into a wet/dry vac. Or so I'm told...

Titties come and goes, but upper echelon whoreing is still rare. Reincarnation better exist, because I'm gunning for anything in her underwear drawer.

Delicious girl, awful location. Where are the omen that would bang this ass in a proper location catered with french fries and mcnuggets? Did they just up & die?