Dude's got a smoking hot girl and he has the testicular fortitude of a flying squirrel. Get it the fuck together man!

When you make more sex tapes than you do profile pictures for Facebook, you kinda become a big deal. I could spot this girl by her nipple pattern alone.

What the fuck is it with girls and book depositories lately?

You're not getting a pair of hangers like this all up in your face everyday. The bush could use a little edging, but you can just pretend she's a 90's Playboy girl.

Same chick from yesterday? Yup. Same zero chance of ever getting past her shorts? Yup.

Yet another notch in this gargantuan's belt for "girls he'd never have a chance in hell with if he wasn't paying them first". She's just used goods now.

Multiple cocks in your face means multiple streams of seminal coming your way. This chick becomes a human semen sponge, loving every fucking second of it.

That's simply too much for one man to deal with. It's either breast reduction now, or learning how to walk with a metal rod for a spine later ya bouncy slut rag.

The average guy won't get a set like this in his face without a serious dedication to lucid dreaming. So consider this you vicarious lucky fucking day.

Oh Amber. If it wasn't for your sexual antics being filmed, uploaded and hosted on every porn site on the Internet I'd have no hope for the female gender. <3

Nobody said you had to be hung like a zoo animal to enjoy a quality bang. Plus having to get all those pants custom tailored just sounds like a pain in the ass.

You've pretty much reached the vaginal ceiling after getting beyond this clitoral hood. Yup, it's all downhill for this guy from now on.

She wanted it, he wanted to give it. It's pretty standard stuff. But almost stops being fun when the recipient knows full well where and when your gonna erupt.

And not one single fuck was given by Peter The Pussy Slayer. He's going for that brass ring no matter how many people are spamming emoticons in his chatroom.

Her boyfriend's bratwurst injection is top priority tonight. You can tell because she keeps that smile on her face from fully clothed, to butt ass naked.

Girl's got some serious daddy issues going on if she thinks shooting videos like this with her boyfriend is in anyway artistic. Those 3:00AM hugs did their damage.

Right here is the prime example of why men's brains wouldn't work in women's bodies. The left over destruction would make a dictator blush.

White trash doesn't always come crawling out of the trailer park with 2 fistfulls of skoal. Every so often you get a fuckable specimen, that doesn't have 14 kids.

Can't be more than 97 lbs soaking wet and her corn shooter can withstand the terrorizing of a Ugandan cock. Or so her "I won't fuck strangers" attitude claims.

It's good to know her size F tits aren't restricted to the Latin Chewbacca known as Torbe. This vaginal bruising she endured was a looooong time coming.