If you forget about the 97% chance of contracting Hepatitis-B, using public transportation is pretty damn cool sometimes.

I get what she's trying to do with the lettering on her body... but get off at the wrong stop and that suddenly becomes Google Maps for Rapists.

An unorthodox way to show support for your team. But fuck does it work.

You avoid finding yourself in this situation by following two simple rules. Don't use public transportation and don't fucking use public transportation.

Deadpan: "He just took the express route"

On the bright side, it's only a matter of time before Fox creates a talent show for disturbing acts of lower class parenting. She should do pretty well there.

Damn this video spread around the Internet faster than a photoshopped picture of Emma Watson's clitoris. So watch it again.

There's a time and a place for everything.

"I will nigger your ass you fucking beaner". Absolute poetry.

Something something, Rosa Parks, something, bus.

<3 public transportation.

Talk about overacting. This chipper fuck is unleashing his 3 inch bell sprout on a crowd of unsuspecting tourists. Souvenirs don't get any more personal.

Shocking at first, but this is just how they say hello in Russia. Seriously, Google it.

Can't be a dream bang without 2 handfuls of titties slapping you in the face while you thrust away. Looks like the perquisite checks out. Congrats - ya douchefuck.

There's a big difference between virgin and loose. And this girl just made the former look like the fucking later with her clap trap. Sweet mother fuckin' mercy.

"haha, bus goes over the edge and he never makes a sound. Then the phone rings and he answers it like nothing just happened. "

Now he knows how I felt the first time I had sex. Confused, tired and possibly bleeding from the face.