It's always a shame when modern pieces of machinery score better pussy than you on a Friday night. A damn shame.

This no-lube attack on her piss box is brought to you by the combined effort of low self esteem, a possible case of bulimia and Craigslist being so easy to access.

Dudes living the American dream and your penis is a witness too it. Not the pancake syrup bath with a Guatemalan hooker one. The other good one.

You always wish for a pair like this to be staring you in the face at point blank range... but when it finally happens you don't know what to do. Luckily she does.

You've seen her before. Her presence in the amateur webcam porn world isn't as strong as others before her, but her certain level of "bitch" is memorable.

Pretty obvious why it's nothing but a positive experience from this one bang alone. If this kind of sex is happening consistently then we envy this man. A lot.

Did you know that originally we all had brown eyes? But a genetic mutation affecting the OCA2 gene in our chromosomes resulted in blue? Also, she's hot.

Go ahead and consider this cardio for the next 4 weeks. Motherfucker earned it!

Set your erections to attack mode and tread lightly.

Slim teen has somehow made it through 2 years of college partying without as much as a bruised labia. Till today. She may never grant access down there again.

Fishing around Holly's squish box is an achievement of it's own. But throwing this blonde into the mix? Go ahead and tell your dick to retire now, it's done all it can.

Always amazing to see a girl that could easily tip the perfect 10 scale over into triple digits choosing a path in life that leads right to her colon.

Big tits, little brain. That's all a man really needs in life. But in this gordo's case, a shower and a few Atkin's diet pamphlets would be a positive addition.

Exquisite female spreads 'em wide and doesn't even thinking of backing down when he aims his yogurt cannon at her internal organs. I'm smelling a wife here.

Willingness to eat vagina before getting a slob job of your own is the true definition of loving boyfriend. She's gonna have a donkey-punchless relationship.

The answer to that question, of course, is 2 or more desperate sluts. 9 out of 10 boners agree this video meets that criteria to it's utmost STD-ridden standards.

What would web porn be without the supposed desperate girl falling for the cock and balls tricks of an older man promising fame and fortune? Nothing.

Not quite trashy, but not the princess her dad thinks she is. Let's just place her in that gray area and hope her vaginal orifice isn't swimming with infections.

There's a lot of ways to get a pair of black eyes. But her in cowgirl position at 13+ mph is most definitely the creme of the crop. Get the ice pack ready.

Orgasms come & go but breaking yourself off like it's your 1st time all over again takes skill. Now picture her doing it to a dick. Then realize it will never be yours.