And that's why kids from the group home never make it to the Olympics.

The possibility of literally tearing himself a new asshole isn't gonna stop him from getting shot down by girls on camera. A true American hero.

It was bound to happen eventually - I just figured the people watching would have given at least half a fuck when it did. Color me wrong.

Bear witness to the most solid immovable object since the first episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

The only foreplay this wannabe pornstar needs is the sound of a zipper.Teasing doesn't last long with this chick either because it's always her that rips into it first.

30 meters to be exact. Which is 29 more than my testicles will allow me to watch without tingling.

So... other than dumb luck and higher powers having sympathy for the mentally ill, what exactly is stopping gravity from turning their skin into a parachute? Cause I'm just not understanding this.

It's Friday night. Which means I'm drinking scotch for one and pretending it's me shitting my pants going across this thing. At least I hope I'm pretending...

Also known as graphical representation of your boner when you walk into the dresser en route the bathroom when waking up in the morning.

I just want to know how he's able to do that with balls the size of watermelons. It must kill the upper body.

What a couple of flamers.

Not a bad way to fill your underwear with three pounds of shit. Not as effective as driving a motorcycle in Turkey, but still gets the job done.

Was this posted on here in the past? It's hard to keep up when it happens 4 times per lunch break over there.

This is exactly what I wanted to see during the holidays. Way to be late, jackass.

A message to 98% of America's police force: take notes.

And of course, everyone including the camera car goes on their merry fucking way like nothing happened. The standard Chinese protocol for murders, suicides and selling your first born son for gambling money.

To be fair, climbing to the top of a 2000 foot bridge without a harness is a step up from the normal day in the Ukraine: climbing to the top of a 2000 foot bridge without a harness at gun point.

Sony better PSN back online quick. This is just getting ridiculous.