Darwin: "Dents in the hood, dents in the skull. It's all the same in Russia."

Red flags should have automatically gone up when black people were spotted listening to country music. That alone screams confusion and instability.

Come on guys, save it for your anniversaries, birthdays and incestual weddings.

An unorthodox way to show support for your team. But fuck does it work.

Not even at McDonald's, land of the migrant beatdowns did this girl stand a chance in hell. You lose Diamontavia.

Well...that's probably where he would've wanted to sleep tonight anyway.

The outnumbered part comes in when Boris #2 delivers a size 9 turkey sandwich to the guy's face from behind.

Never underestimate the willpower of Mediterranean testosterone.

This is the product of drugs, incest, and readily-available food stamps. Enjoy.

Other than accidentally having sex with the fat Kardashian, this is the downside to being drunk in public.

This is the #1 reason why you should only start trouble with people in wheelchairs.

I think this means Billy passed his street cred test. Now he can listen to rap music and pretend to like giant asses attached to fat ugly girls.

Darwin: "Well, the tips sure don't pay for good cellphones."

That was an amazing display of bravery. In Latin America land.

Not to be confused with a toddler, she actually is an adult woman. You can tell because no one is trying to sell her on the street.

Not even at McDonald's, land of the migrant beatdowns, did this guy stand a chance. You lose Oliver.

And this country continues to be farther down the list than Lady Gaga's underwear on places we'd like to visit this winter.

There's a few ways to guarantee a girl won't end up a lesbian in life. Showing her naked pictures of Ke$ha, and this.

Odd. I thought there would be a lot more multicolored track suits.