If you're gonna do something, do it right and go for that brass ring.

Some people don't know what a pussy fart is. Date a girl built with a backdoor like this and you'll never have to. Hot mother fucking damn I'll take sloppy 32nds.

If there's one pair of glutes that deserve to be preserved and kept in a sexual museum postmortem, it's Remy's. I'd pretend to like art to see that.

Gotta be some Native American blood running through the ass cheeks on this one. Cause I feel like I want to blow smoke signals in there all day long.

Looks like someone has trained his girlfriend quite well. The post-raw dog vaginal quivering was a nice touch.

Some people were just meant to be teachers. And her expertise in butt-to-cock ratios put her at the top of the mother fuckin class.

$27 and my entire VHS collection of The Martin Lawrence show says that's a hooker and he burned through an entire GameStop paycheck to make it happen.

Gymnastics and cheerleading have made her asshole one of the world's most sought-after entry points. Add it to your list of things you dream about tonight.

Before you question her lack of fear around completely savage wild killers, take a look at that ass. Your concerns will be quickly forgotten.

Jackpot. That's what this bastard hit the second her underwear came off and she did her best impression of a jockey during the Kentucky Derby in the final turn.

Are our standards so low that we consider an outdoor event with semi-clothed women "classy"? Yes. Yes they are.

It's not uncommon to pass out from vigorous stroking while sitting in front of a Remy LaCroix flick. Imagine the coffin your dick needs after actually fucking her.

You'd be surprised what some guys would do to roleplay as her toilet paper. This one is butt-ass naked making a quick getaway totally impossible

Welcome to the Internet mother fucker.

You don't just travel the far east without getting your dick wet SOMEWHERE along the way. If it doesn't end in gangrene, it was a successful vacation.

15 hours worth of flying with a boner, but It would definitely going to be one of those stories you tell at every bar, every time, for the rest of your life. mmm spicy.

I'd like to think the day I get sick of waxing my pipe to the sweet sounds of Mia's bodily fluids, is the same day I give up on life altogether. Thank you Based Mia.

Apparently 1999 had better quality amateur sex tapes than all of 2000-2013 combined. And quite the booty by the looks of it.

You don't just wake up one day and have the ability to play spin the bottle with your pussy hole. It takes practice, and releasing no less than 10 videos per week.