That's definitely the look of fear and confusion on his face. I know. I've seen it from all 1 and 1/2 females I've slept with.

Unfortunately her defense failed quicker than her last herpes test.

UFC 155 was worth buying for this alone. Sweet merciful crap.

Is it still considered black on black crime if there's handshakes in the beginning and end? Someone should probably look into that.

His face looks like it went 3 rounds with Tyson. Or 12 minutes with Peter North. Feel free to choose your own fantasy.

Clearly evolution is in full effect over there. Seriously, they didn't even steal his wallet.

Not unless they are covered in three kinds of nougat and come in fun animal shapes. Those are his favvy.

The bad news: He doesn't have dental insurance. The good news: Gertrude the Geriatric prostitute next door no longer gives the best gum-jobs in the building.

A lucky punch to the face has a way of teaching people things. For example, Tyrone learned to shut the fuck up.

Jimbo finally gets an opportunity to knock a guy out that isn't wearing a tank top and smells like an anchovy's cunt during a frat party and he blows it in record time.

The last Resident Evil movie is in theaters now. This, however, has better characters, story, effects, action scenes, gore and fear in it.

Alright, so... can we call the whole slavery thing even now?

This might be old. It's kinda hard to tell when it happens 46 times per day.

She used the ole' look over there while I punch you in the face trick I used on my mom when she screwed up my pancakes. I said more cinnamon, bitch.

Haven't seen a jacket like that since GWAR was eating fan's with human-sized vaginas. Oh, there's a fight in this video too.

An unorthodox way to defreind people on Facebook, but fuck does it work.

Samuel L Jackson should offer a combo service of shitting on someone's face and redoing their narration of a video. I'd opt for both here.

If there's one thing you can count on, it's the relentlessness of a black woman's aggression in public places. Let's just say you'd have a more relaxing time during an earthquake.

Take a cocky asshole, dress it like Al Borland and let it loose on the public and what do you get? My mom. And sometimes this guy.