He's a modern man. Only attacking pussy that's been kicked out of more college dorm rooms than free thought and independent thinking. So... it's possible.

Some people don't know what a pussy fart is. Date a girl built with a backdoor like this and you'll never have to. Hot mother fucking damn I'll take sloppy 32nds.

No more privacy for her. Or the other handful of girls in this dorm room playing hopscotch every penis within sucking distance. Popularity here they cum.

Scissoring done right? They got an ap for that.

Sometimes all a girl needs is a mirror and 11 minutes to achieve the orgasms she pretends you give her.

She's like the girlfriend I never had. Mutual understanding of purposeful bunghole reaming is the highest point a modern day relationship can reach.

Outdoing your best performance at home is something a man must always shoot for when fornicating on the road. De-sperming the room isn't your problem.

Great porn material here. Not so good girlfriend material. Something about taking one up the piss shooter in a back alley lacks some much needed class.

Looks like anything goes when you get this one wet. Dislocating her hips seems like a fun weekend activity but it can't cost more than a 6 pack in my opinion.

Focus? Dedication? Flexibility? Those are the skills you need to be the next big thing in the professional cock sucking world. And this pop tart has them all.

Really not sure who to blame for the exploitation here. So just... fap once and pretend it never happened.

Looks exhilarating. Make her exert this kind of energy 3 times per week and her dreams of making it at Hooters is going to become a reality.

College finals week is like shooting fish in a barrel. These girls are so stressed, they'll wrap their clam around anything harder than uncooked spaghetti.

Meet Kayden. 1 party socialite, 3 parts cock sucker. With those kind of ratios she's gonna make you an offer your penis can't refuse.

We can completely understand the excitement of a quick fuckerama in a public place. But going balls deep in the poop chute? I salute your testicular fortitude.

Nicole Aniston + yoga pants = prepare your erection. It's about to go on a ride it very well might not recovery from for a very, very long time.

The 2.5 people that watch her reports for actual news were morally offended. The rest just wiped up and took a nap.

You'll want to be in lesbians with her too once you see how she handles a trouser snake with such ease.

Technically what he did was okay in a country that sees 4 pints of Vodka as an after-breakfast delicacy. So no harm, no foul.