After seeing this, I'm thoroughly convinced it's time to bring Polio back.

His pre-fight commentary was a good indicator this wasn't going to go his way unless a Slurpee was somehow involved.

Those stories about getting pubic lice in the backyard suddenly make a lot more sense now.

Nice hit. Now can someone alert his 13 kids that he won't be making it to dinner tonight?

All bark, no bite and dressed like a Saudi Arabian penis. Not a good combination for 4th period tech class.

Before you declare the guys knocked out the losers, keep in mind he doesn't have to hear these annoying pricks for the next 30 minutes.

Something something, Rosa Parks, something, bus.

Try to teach me Euclid's proof of the infinitude of primesm, and you can guaran-damn-tee the same outcome. You go Charrdannay.

I'm not sure what this is about, but I think the skinny one is pissed off that the toilet seat was left up again.

The baby daddy called. He still don't give a fuck about anything in this room, born or unborn.

I'm guessing all the rock he's had over the years made him immune?

Every black stereotype on Earth exposed in 60 seconds. Beat that shit, Lil Wayne.

Hint: It has to do with dosages.

Priceless.