The going rate for her punching service is $20, but if you pay for two, she'll knock out a geriatric of your choice for free.

All signs and sideways 9mm's are pointing to YES. Get your shit together Tyrone.

All could have been forgiven, up until the tampon string made it's appearance. Back to the cage with ye.

What starts out as a typical greeting in Detroit, ends too much like an Iraqi prison torture video. Seriously, these bitches wanted blood.

So did anyone report the escaped zoo animals, or should I go ahead and make the call? I got free minutes.

The one punch, coconut cracking knockout was great. And her follow up kick to the nut sac was icing on the poorly educated cake.

Faster than Dominos, and does less damage to your body. Someone should have tipped him.

Looks like Jamal's dream business of trading oil for crack rocks didn't pan out so well. Luckily, that's why Detroit exists.

For fuck sakes, it's called a fist. USE IT MAN.

The location is a gas station in North Carolina. The rest writes itself.

Nowhere near as legendary as THE FIRST SXSW knockout, but two of those in the same week might make you shit your pants. Be thankful.

Does it still count as black on black crime if the guy pulling the trigger passed an aptitude test? Somebody should look into that.

In the hood, this is how they tell bedtime stories.

Uh-oh. Someones not getting his 4:00PM Newport fix today.

Every time I rip on someone who happens to be African American, I get angry emails calling me racist. So watch this productive gentlemen deal with lachrymatory agent in his ocular cavities.

Those assholes that get beat up on black and white security cameras are annoying. This is a whole lot better.

After seeing this, I'm thoroughly convinced it's time to bring Polio back.