You avoid finding yourself in this situation by following two simple rules. Don't use public transportation and don't fucking use public transportation.

Backwards.

Source claims El Gordo here was expecting a $10 payoff for a little rub and tug behind his favorite vending machine. Instead he got an asshole full of paint pellets. Justice: New Jersey style.

You gotta learn urban etiquette somewhere.

You can almost hear him crying at the end of the video. Shake it off, pussy.

I dream of a day when inter-family ghetto justice videos are posted more than Worldstarhiphop advertisements is not only allowed, but encouraged.

Good thing this ended quickly. He's got Home Economics homework to finish, and tomorrow's assignment is oatmeal raisin cookies.

If you must do a school-related attack, at least shove a protractor up someone's ass. Rectal bleeding makes me laugh.

On the bright side, it's only a matter of time before Fox creates a talent show for disturbing acts of lower class parenting. She should do pretty well there.

Hey man I think I saw her moving after all that. Where's the tazer?

This is what happens when you kick the ass of someone who has the mobility of a frozen nut sack.

Well, it's not like it's an empty EBT card or something.

Jefferson Ave has it's very own white trash compactor. Cool.

Okay maybe it's Taco Bell. Either way, nobody ended up shitting themselves so it was a good day.

Ladies, ladies - just calm the fuck down. Tere's enough on the EBT card to get everybody a Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger.

I'm thinkin' Arby's.

The general rule of thumb when fighting in the street is to wear more than your socks and underwear. But Jaleel had to be different.