Nothing like having your cherry popping moment captured on video forever. Now she can compare this to the other 183 times she did it this month.

Most people that wrestling around with something that big get their own reality show on The Discovery Channel. For her, it's just Thursday afternoon.

There's a time and a place for experimentation. But not for everybody. For his sake he better know how to properly dispose of a body. Fuck dude...

Trashy blonde completely consents to the bruising of her throat area. Which is cool because it saved them an entire keg and double pack of rophenol.

All her facial reactions are telling us is that she is indeed a form of prostitute. But chances are morality issues went out the window when the double D's appeared.

Pair of clubbin' and pubbin' whore bags get all the male attention they seek in one beautiful bang they'll be reminded of for years to come. Thanks Internet.

Hot mother fucking damn - LOOK AT DEM TITTIES. I didn't even realize she had a head attached to her body until the 4th time I watched the damn video.

Did you know that originally we all had brown eyes? But a genetic mutation affecting the OCA2 gene in our chromosomes resulted in blue? Also, she's hot.

Eager beaver gets what she wants.

Nothing says love like going spread eagle & getting glazed in kinky new locations. She's a 105 lbs of dynamite, and she'll make you explode.

Voyeur-in-training starts her sexual experimentation in the safety of mom's spare bedroom. By 2014 it will be anal in a public library. Bank on it.

And until someone shows me a Neo Nazi taking one up the butthole from a guy named Jermaine, it will continue to be.

A valiant effort, but not much doings are transpiring when you're hung like a Brazilian tree frog. But she's a 10 on the "not gonna happen sober" list, so... yea.

All fashion statements aside, she's pretty damn good at what she does. And when the 80's comes roaring back she'll be the only one dressed appropriately.

Damn this girl is good at what she does. She has the capability of ruining every pair of underwear I own. So technically, bitch owes me 3 1/2 boxer briefs now.

Girl's rocking a body tight enough to make P90X veterans wet themselves. Sometimes this level of perversion and invasion is required to appreciate it.

Consider the beginning the greatest foreplay a man could ask for. And the front seat suck job? Way to make every one of us jealous for the rest of our lives.

Everything is business as usually until the 23:00 minute mark. That's when she busts out a move that would make Russian gymnasts cry in their breakfast Vodka.