If you guesses zoo animal, one of the Kardashian sisters or a #2 at Burger King, you're pretty much spot on.

Still not clear what that message could have been other than to clothe the mentally insane at all times.

When I think street corners at 1:00AM, I think guys named Tyrone stepping on guys named Biff. You dirty bitch, you've ruined the entire experience.

Those are pretty dull hits for a certified dominatrix. His sac is still attached. We smell a tourist.

Yes it's Hot Kinky Jo. We like to call her one-trick-pony. Giving birth to half a baker's dozen worth of basketballs just isn't going to cut it in my book anymore.

If this isn't evidence of the country's general population overflowing with inbreds, I don't know what is. I've seen more acceptable behavior during black Friday at Walmart.

Rassameesaitarn Wongsirodkul (nice fucking name?) aka Tata, is hoping to storm San Francisco's niche beauty market with the $350 skin-firming 'treatment'.

Just when you think you've figured out stupid, something like this pops up and brings you back to the drawing board.

If this isn't evidence of this state's general population overflowing with inbreds, I don't know what is.

You don't get noticed in this country without squeezing out a handful of unexplained orgasms outside of Starbucks. Incoming Gangnam Style remix.

... with a damn fork. Genius.

Here I stand in the year 2012. 10+ years of pornographic experience under my belt, naively thinking I've seen it all. Bra fucking vo to the creator of this video.

has to get her STOMACH removed due to it bursting. Fucking ridiculous, that's all.

Being face-to-vagina is always a pretty good situation. It's the possibility of swallowing my own adam's apple before I breach the clitoral hood that scares me.

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If it looks more like an Asian sex tape to you, that's only because it probably is.

Prove me wrong.