They said it couldn't be done with this chick. So here's the video.

I don't know what sex on cocaine looks like, but I'm going to guess this is pretty darn close. Chick looks like she was tripping balls an hour before shooting this.

Barely at drinking age and already paving her road to semi-pro pornstardom. The only thing that could make her better was an asshole that dispensed weed.

Dudes living the American dream and your penis is a witness too it. Not the pancake syrup bath with a Guatemalan hooker one. The other good one.

You always wish for a pair like this to be staring you in the face at point blank range... but when it finally happens you don't know what to do. Luckily she does.

All the different positions I could catch Gonorrhea in... let me count the ways.

The only downside to trusting everybody, is trusting EVERYBODY. That goes for pervs, creeps, assholes & guys that like to treat your vag like an arcade game.

Well I guess you can't really call this fucking as much as you can an experiment in the amount of damage a vagina can withstand before imploding on itself. Hot.

The only downside to trusting everybody, is trusting EVERYBODY. That goes for pervs, creeps, assholes & guys that like to treat your twat like an arcade game.

Dude must believe in going big or going home. Because he just banged out one of the hottest pieces of ass on the east coast and got the video to prove it.

What more could a guy ask for after being bronco'd by this chick?The vaginal bucket list starts looking pretty thin once you've been inside one of these.

So when you do get her all lubed up and in vertical position, you better start filming it from all angles. Your stupid ass friend's won't believe you otherwise.

Somewhere, someone is bashing their head against the wall for ever having broken up with her in the past. Sweet mother of all erect penises, this is hot.

That effort looks pretty authentic on her part, but the faucet just isn't flowing today. Probably needs another 400 tokens for it to happen. Riggghhhhht.

A round of applause for this man. Not only did he get a nervous nelly to come out of her shell, but he somehow convinced her to do it on video too. Dirty dirty.

Ask and she shall receive. Hopefully she doesn't mind the collective Internet being aware of her after-hours activities. Fact: most whores usually don't.

College wouldn't be college if you didn't use your vag to it's fullest potential. This one's left her classmates in the dust and went right for the softball teacher.

Somewhere, someone is bashing their head against the wall for ever having broken up with her in the past. Sweet mother of all erect penises, this is hot.

Supposedly this guy goes around college campuses in Czechoslovakia and gets desperate girls to shake their twats for $50 a head. He's up to girl #29. This week.

If you know a better form of social interaction for a chick built like her we'd love to hear it. With a Facebook account and phone number attached to it if possible.

Here's the deal - you lose the shirt, I lose my virginity. Ready? Let's go.