A security guard that offers no security, is like a German hooker that doesn't let you shit on her chest. It's false mother fucking advertising.

This is why girls should always have extremely low self-esteem and no confidence. Don't listen to Dr. Phil and his bullshit.

Cool. Now try that shit with Freddy.

And so am I. Kamikaze her in the eye again.

Is it still considered black on black violence when the attacker can't be distinguished from a Sumatran rhino? Someone should look into that.

If there was anybody that didn't need it to be harder to fit in, it was Mei-Lien the only girl in China without a pillow for a boyfriend.

"Esther Mankge is seen being hit with a belt and a rubber hammer in the back of the store while being dragged around by her legs. The incident happened in October and five suspects, three men and two women, have since be

YouTube pranksters are getting pretty ballsy nowadays. Next thing you know they'll be actually taking responsibility for shit they start.

I dream of a day when inter-family ghetto justice videos are posted more than Worldstarhiphop advertisements is not only allowed, but encouraged.

A black guy AND passenger RECEIVING the public beating? It's opposite day on Shooshtime.

Hey man I think I saw her moving after all that. Where's the tazer?

If Karma doesn't have experience with using fire ants in the male rectum, I suggest it fucking starts ASAP.

I'm thinkin' Arby's.

I think he officially lost his chance at the "sieg heil". That was indeed a disturbing flirting technique.

Chivalry has returned to Russia. The 175 year drought is broken.