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How the Chinese Check into Hotels
Cool. Now try that shit with Freddy.
And the newest Japanese Craze is...
It's simply called "Gwiyomi". And if you're any Japanese citizen on the relevant part of the Internet that doesn't involve porcupines up your butt, you do this.
Raw Doggin' 2 Thailand Prostitutes
Coming home with three different kinds of syphilis just doesn't have the same class that it used to. If it were 1992 he would've done this with a mullet.
Gang Attack for Not Looking Pretty
If there was anybody that didn't need it to be harder to fit in, it was Mei-Lien the only girl in China without a pillow for a boyfriend.
Only in Japan Does This Happen
If Holocaust survivors were Asian and not afraid of being sent to the E.R. by a 3.5 inch Yi Mein noodle - this would be the result. Memory burn is practically guaranteed.
Shes Got the Biggest Tits in Japan
She wanted dick, she got dick. Now if only gravity was that nice to her.
China's Very First Act of Chilvary
Not sexually abusing her or stealing a few bank cards is probably considered mortal sin over there. Karma will catch up to him eventually.
2 Pussies Attack Lady Receptionist
Police are now on the lookout for a male, 5 foot 6, short black hair and hung like a squirrel. He'll be picked up in 37 years.
Only in Japan: Suffer to Get Titties
The sex doll industry shines in Japan year after year. Now you know why.
Japan Needs to Bring this Show Back
It's a blast from the past alright. And one that still makes me piss in my underwear over 10 years after it first hit the Internet. Get the fuck to work Asia.
I Can't Even Describe This Show
There's lonely Japanese men, randy K-9's and some sort of prize at the end. That's as much fucking information I want to know and it's going to stay that way.
Only Japan Could try a Reverse Birth
Asia, I'm fucking done with you. I'm serious this time.
Explosive Hit Sends Bikers Flying
Pay close attention and you'll see two pancakes that resemble people.
Japan's New Superhero is Fucked
You gotta start somewhere I guess. But the back of the closet is never recommended. Was that a damn penis drill attack I just saw?
Chinese Cops Beat Man Senseless
I don't know what the fuck this guy did but I'm sure he deserved it. Maybe he helped an old lady that fell on the street. aka mortal sin in Asia.
Explosive Taxi Cab Hit and Run in Taiwan
This reminds me of the time I ran over a retarded kid and got away with it. Actually it's nothing like that at all.
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