Perhaps it's time to start doing this shit with rear wheel cars?

Slap a body kit on a Subaru BRZ, shove a handful of gems into the fucking headlights and you got a way to start making a dent in all that oil money. Bravo Arab community.

Lucky for them, he already seemed retarded. So the adjustment into eating baby food three times a day should be seamless.

I'm gonna tell him the same thing I told my girlfriend's butthole after I tried acid for the first time. Wrong place, wrong time buddy.

Every female in China called. They said "Thanks for making us look good".

First video HERE. From this angle it's more apparent that there is indeed, at least 2.5 lbs of shit filling up his underwear mid-flight.

Is it still considered a practical joke when a fucking RPG is involved? Because I think that's a game changer.

Being featured on Shooshtime probably wasn't the highlight of his life. But not even we can compete with a night full of 20 year aged scotch and a petting zoo.

We'll give you one guess as to what the end result is. Which is one more than you should need.

That's one way to teach an adult a lesson. But I prefer just shitting on their face.

mybackhurtsbad: I can't believe Arabs have nothing better to do. Then again, yes I can.

Does Dell offer a health plan to their tech support team? They probably should.

Funny how the method of extermination has to do with stopping the ability to swallow. We c wat u did thar Middle East.

But in the slight chance that you have - what the fuck are you doing here jerking off to porn? You should be writing a book or something.