Bombshell of the blonde variety can't even take a nap without dick on the brain. I'm afraid that would be literally if she had an adventurous enough boyfriend.

Ginger girls need to be more of a theme around here. They look better, work harder and seemingly get the job done without breaking a sweat. Mutiny!

Leave it to girls native to this country to be built cock tough, straight from the factory. Seriously - she could probably survive a gangbang with 5 Kimbo Slices.

A decades worth of pornographer expertise and at least twice that times worth of knowing what my dick's used for, knew it all along. Busted bitches.

Recovery won't be coming soon for this chick. He did more damage to her rectal area in 15 minutes than the average girl at a university campus gets in 4 years.

Home videos are a two way street. Little does she know both of them are leading right to a life of never being able to show her face at the local Kwikie Mart again.

And we can sure as shit see why. Any female with those dimensions and that ability to ride the boner should be laid no less than 7 times per week.

Sex without a raincoat? Not with the sprinkler system this chick had installed. It's impossible to bang her outside of showers, pools & waterparks across the nation.

German chicks are notorious for low standards. Remember that next time you're deciding on a vacation spot and want to use your boner for something useful.

If the dick don't fit, you should quit. Words that have never come out of this dedicated whore's mouth. Being Down to Fuck has never been more serious.

Ultimate drippage. Bareback sex is at it's most gratifying when your sauce gets tossed directly into the piss cutter and splashes out like a popped water balloon.

Boots up to her thighs and a workhorse in the sac. This is the kind of combination that actually gets men insane enough to start thinking about marriage.

Freaky ex-girlfriend was always up for doing something new. It started as butt sex curiosity, and quickly escalated into the reason why they're broken up now...

She's only in her second year of college but it's a safe bet her cunt has been a frat party target on more than one occasion. Virgins don't move like that.

Just about everything on this girl is picture perfect. Right on down to the pee hole she so graciously lets her boyfriend treat like a French prostitute on sale.

And by properly we mean via a complete stranger at speeds she could never achieve with her sex toys. Because she doesn't buy them from Russia.

College whore with an agenda puts her crotch in harms way for a couple hundos. Little does she know it will be fap material for the general public for all eternity.

What she lacks in aesthetically pleasing features, she makes up for with a real love of dong garggling. So sit back, get your bag ready and let her go to work.

This is what happens when you date whores. You can break up with them on a weekly basis - but if the dick is good, they'll always come crawling back like this.

No fear here. Bitch didn't even put panties on before coming out for lunch today. Premeditation for this event, or easy access to her own condiments?

Skipping college the first week you get in is never a good idea. Unless of course you're this guy and the significant other gets the house to herself for 8 hours.