This no-lube attack on her piss box is brought to you by the combined effort of low self esteem, a possible case of bulimia and Craigslist being so easy to access.

We've always said wearing underwear and using condoms was an outdated practice. And this is exactly why.

No better way to leave your mark in the old college apt than to squirt as much seminal fluid in it. The next tenants are gonna think monkeys were living there.

Sometimes you can see the repressed daddy issues from 20 miles away.

You always wish for a pair like this to be staring you in the face at point blank range... but when it finally happens you don't know what to do. Luckily she does.

You've seen her before. Her presence in the amateur webcam porn world isn't as strong as others before her, but her certain level of "bitch" is memorable.

If you forget about taking a shit in the neighbor's mailbox and putting the flag up, this is one of the better things alcoholism has resulted in

Fucking girl is a maniac when it comes to sealing the deal. Only difference between her and your last girlfriend is the cornhole penetration is intentional.

Summer is right around the corner and you know what that means. Even more scantily clad breasts you will never get your hands on without a major credit card.

Blinded by the riches of tokens, this girl-next-door type takes her fuckery to level 2. It involves choking, gagging even a foul shot creampie. Chicks got skillz.

There's something about renting out your pussy to a total stranger while he films it and makes bank on the Internet afterwards. Still classier than OKCupid though.

Most men would be lucky enough if she farted in their general direction. So, actually penetrating that butthole is a worthy of a lifetime achievement award.

Pussy to ass, ass to mouth - a lot of responsibilities come with wearing the classic schoolgirl outfit in the bedroom and she met every damn last one of them. HAWT

Good luck trying to catch some zzz's in this house. Turning her back is just foreplay to this fuck goof and apparently he likes to record every second of it too.

There's a time and a place for experimentation. But not for everybody. For his sake he better know how to properly dispose of a body. Fuck dude...

Contact the Discovery Channel. This is some mini-series special shit over here.

It's a well known fact that handling your pooper in such careless fashion is a good way to have it breaking to the point of no-reconstruction. Pretty dumb for an azn.