If it looks more like an Asian sex tape to you, that's only because it probably is.

Terrific. Now get the rest of the basketball equipment out of this garbage disposal

I don't know what the fuck he was trying to do. But it probably wasn't this.

Don't worry brah. I don't think anybody saw it.

Trying to tame wild animals simply doesn't work. All the scars left by group home prostitutes proves that tenfold.