There's something about this that makes me laugh. Oh I know... this guy getting Rick James'd repeatedly. HAHAHA.

You can't write shit like this. Well... he definitely can't at least.

Handcuffed, in a cage, at the zoo AND forced to eat the flag of your rivals? Someone finally did something SAW didn't.

And the word fight is used more loosely than Kardashian's vagina. Fucking guys were practically riverdancing by the end of this.

No word if any meth was leftover after the party cleared out. But the 19 children born as a result of this night are doing just fine.

Don't worry, this is just what they do when all the computers used to send export scam e-mails are in use at the local cyber cafe. Abaluhya Bobangi Luganda is gonna be just fine.

Well, if the whole protesting thing doesn't work out there's always porn. Basement level, inter-species no-pay up front porn.

We've seen this before and it's the same shit every time. Mutumbo thinks he's too cool for a helmet pre-motorcycle, wishes his face still worked post-motorcycle.

Once a 5 ton animal reaches 15 MPH you might as well kiss your ass goodbye. That's why we took the skateboard away from my mom.

If Zimbabwe had a Denny's, this is all that would go on in it.

Her back is as wide as a Mini Cooper. I would have been out that window the second her wing span reached 5 feet.

Fellas, just calm the fuck down and share. She can be a mother more than once.

Rattlesnakes? Neighboring tribes with automatic weapons? Apple Incorporated? You're all wrong.