Don't care, still fapped.

Don't want to be an organ donor? Don't use public transportation. It's that simple.

Not his fault. You'd try to self-inflict a concussion to forget you're holding hands with a 1980's love seat too.

I don't know who Laura Miller is and I saw her tits before knowing her name. So she's right between stripper and my mom on my list.

AAA in southern states really sucks.

Totally sweet GFX bro.

So if one contestant EATS the other one, is that considered a disqualification... or... what? Someone should look into that.

And that's why they stopped letting people from the group home volunteer at the track.

Farmville should have cars. Proof: This.

That first clip was fucked up enough to reuse from earlier in the week. The rest are as fresh as a daisy.

Sponsored by R. Kelly.

You probably shouldn't practice headshotting pedestrians with pieces of your car. But if you do, make sure it looks something like this.

Lack of upper body strength and proper center of gravity: Just two of the negatives to having 37% body fat. Also, your blood smells like butter.

Prepare to discover super retardation. Making regular retardation look like NASA engineering since 2009.

Deadpan: "He just took the express route"

There's two ways to end the day with enough genital irritation to star in your own Vagisil commercial. You can have sex with Kimbo Slice, or do this.