What's the difference between a cop upholding the law and a bigger douchebag than Ben Stiller in Dodgeball? No really what is it, because we're having a hard time figuring it out.

Way to go fellas. Perhaps you could close out the day by planting 2 kilos of cocaine in an elderly man's oxygen tank? That'll get you to sergeant in no time.

Officer Ham holds many accolades on the force. Now his gold medal for Tony Montana impersonations can join the ones for biggest waist and least likely to pursue on foot.

I don't know if we should be upset at the cruel nature of humanity, or in complete fucking shock and awe that this was done in slippers. Or as they call them in the hood: foot blankets.

I don't know what the shit this guy is on, but after seeing someone smile through a 1 inch penis exposure and getting kicked in the face, it's clear that it should be sold in the states. Primarily to the elderly and ex-g

That's strange. He's usually a cop first, domestic abuser second. Someone's having an off day.

Figures the first instinct most of these bros have when a guy is passed out face down, is to whip their penises out. Apparently 2.5 inches of flaccid linguine is what gives the competitive edge.

These guys just don't have the class they used to. 15 years ago

You'd never see the opposite of this situation happen in America. Except in Detroit. And New Orleans. And 98% of New York. Okay fuck it.

Shit, just wait till Jesse Jackson hears about this... and still does nothing but look like Cleveland Brown.

If the Internet has taught me anything (and it has) it's that this is not the traditional way white girls give head to black men. The wrong person is bleeding.

I've seen a lot of pointless abuses of power before, but this takes the cake. And shits on it.

Some people go as far as beating them on a daily basis. Which leaves no excuse for Hajeet to be crying right now. He should be used to it.

No festive music? What the fuck kind of pinata party is this?

That'll teach him for minding his own business in a third world country.

I think this is old but chances are you won't care. It's so far down the page you've already fapped, woken up and are on the 2nd bite of a nachos grande.

The Tom Cruise bashing alone makes us think it was kept a secret for far too long.

Upset that you're helplessly getting your face punched in? Should have thought about that before working over a 72-year-old woman for her Werther's Originals.

When you go to buy an Asian bride online and she's marked 80% off, it probably means this happened to her.

At least now we know what his next $300 in nickles is going to purchase. A fucking machine gun. And an owl. Cause owls are cool.