We Hope That's Not Your Dad
He's a modern man. Only attacking pussy that's been kicked out of more college dorm rooms than free thought and independent thinking. So... it's possible.
That Little Slut Took it Like a Champ
Amount of trust left in this relationship? Mother fuckin ZERO.
Why NOT to Hit Russian Cops
It may look like an unfair fight, but I promise you, Officer Oleg has been drinking just as much tonight.
Hey Hey, That Better be in my Pussy!
Ya dun goofed mother fucker.
Asian Girls First Hit of X = LOL
This is actually standard Korean "If I can't get a dick, I'll just fuck myself" protocol. MDMA fortune cookies all up in yo shit.
My What Big Tits Your Girlfriend Has
If there's anything that body is good for, it's abuse. For some reason it can handle more punishment than a 90-year-old German Gramma can give out.
Mia Has the Ass We Dream of!
Some people don't know what a pussy fart is. Date a girl built with a backdoor like this and you'll never have to. Hot mother fucking damn I'll take sloppy 32nds.
EVERY Drive in Russia is a Risk
You always see PSAs for texting and driving, drinking and driving, Chinese and driving. It's high time we put some of that sponsor money into this epidemic.
Big Cocks Make Her Cum Every Time
Amateur girl's got a pretty particular fetish that is eventually going to spell doom for her ovarian region if it keeps up.
KTFO at the Family Barbeque
Prime example of why headgear should be required at all incest-related outings.
Teen Twister: Loser Fucks the Winner
And the other losers. And winners have to fuck winners. Everybody wins!
Assholes Prank Homeless Guy
Well at least it was straight and to the point. The total opposite of your average Call of Duty player.
A Bit Rough Don't You Think!?
If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right. I'm just not so sure on "right" being in the same category as choking a bitch out adjacent to the local park.
Picking Up Dudes in the Hood
Must be the result of lasting .3 minutes in the porn industry. Yes, that's him.
You Can't be too Pretty for Anal Sex!
Morals and ethics go right out of that shit pipe of hers when that argument comes into play. Better find something to bite on girl, cause I'd go in Sahara dry.
Cat Fight Exposes White Chick
With that much white trash vagina being flung around someone is bound to get syphilis.
Amazing Tits on this Beach Girl
luv2shoot: "Any day that goes by where shes NOT getting stuffed with dick, is a day wasted."
Clit Stimulation Makes for Big Squirts
It's pretty much a guarantee that the carpets will need to be steam cleaned if you go down the dirty brick road with her.
Eager Asian GF Swallows Cum
Great attitude but here's a tip on the house: Save your commentary for online World of Warcraft gold farming. It's not helping the boner stay a boner.
Best Friends Taste Each Other
Scissoring done right? They got an ap for that.
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