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You can go ahead and cancel that Netflix account when you got entertainment like this for $7.00 worth of beer or less. The re-runs are good too.

Even high powered women like to get railed like a Brazzer's girl? orly, that's shocking. Almost as shocking as it is awesome fap material for the next week.

Set up an all-day fucking for the record books.

And we'll be damned if the girl that wouldn't give us the time of day even if we had 10 million dollars on the line, is gonna have that happen to her.

All those years of cheerleading just paid off.

I'll leave you with this...

The smell of burnt asshole, lavender candles and grade F hemp will alert the parents every single time. Remember that next time you don't lock a door.

She has more issues than time magazine and she's going to tell us all about them while getting getting face fucked and slapped around by the upstanding gentlemen of Facial Abuse.